Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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