You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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