I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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