I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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