Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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