question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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