I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
