She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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