You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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