it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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