And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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