i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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