How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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