awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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