...so i touched it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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