did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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