you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
