i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
there is glitter all over my balls
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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