So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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