Me too!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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