hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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