OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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