i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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