Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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