yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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