Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
did you just send me my own nude
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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