I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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