3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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