I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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