Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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