Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I deserve this hangover.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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