Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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