i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You ate ashes out of my bong
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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