UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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