Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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