Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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