I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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