I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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