I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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