Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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