Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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