I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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