he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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