I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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