You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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