We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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