be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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