Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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