I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My ass is underappreciated
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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