please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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