I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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