just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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