I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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