Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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