Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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